Human Animal Behavior

Note: This is a true conversation, which took place behind the back of lots of people.

Today I was in company cab coming down to office when it started to rain. I asked one of my colleague,

Me: What does it mean when it rains and sun is also out?
He: I don’t know!
Me: it means that somewhere a hyena is getting married!
He: do animals get married?
Me: ok tell me, are human being animal?
He: yes.
Me: do humans marry?
He: (he a bit skeptical) but humans are better than animals.
Me: Yes or no?
He: yes.
Me: you know humans are the only animals, which are compared with different animals
He: prove it?
Me: when one drinks too much people call him/ her dog!
He: what’s wrong with it?
Me: have u heard any dog called as human?
He: (silent)
Me: when a human is drink a lot and falls in a gutter people call him Pig!
Me: when one is really silent and saintly people call him/her a cow
Me: do you know what do people call a person like you who has got fat all over (including brain)
He: no
Me: donkey.
He: do you what do people call when some one acts like a monkey?
Me: No
He: you.

End of conversation

2 thoughts on “Human Animal Behavior”

  1. Hey.. this is true.. whenever we see rain and sun together…we say a fox is getting married.. wonder how it came about..

    LOL

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