Special High Interest Training

Few days back the following message was sent all to all the employees of a company. The message was for all the employees. Especially those who are not on the senior posts.

In order to assure the highest level of quality work and productivity from all our employees it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)

We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel you are not receiving your fair share if S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed on the top of the list, and they are especially skilled to seeing that you all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Employees who don’t take their share of S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T S.H.I.T.). Since our senior team took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don’t have to take S.H.I.T. anymore, as they are full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T. you may be interested in job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

P.S. If you have any question please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Yours,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

(Do let me know if you are working for this company!!)

9 thoughts on “Special High Interest Training”

  1. @ScRiBbLeR
    Simply & Humbly I Thank(S.H.I.T.) you.

    @ Honey
    Honey is bee’s shit (don’t yuck now)

    @Chriz
    Hope you had a tummyful of S.H.I.T.

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  2. Just read Man! God the Scribbler Shits ! You shit Back! And yeah! Honey is Bee’s SHIT! But its you human being who drinks! burrrrrrr! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

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  3. @Honey
    (NO offense meant) Honey is made by bee for self consumption during the winters but we human are so used of having SHIT that we can take any SHIT πŸ™‚

    @vigneshwaralu (Hope the spelling is right)
    It is stolen as i am bit busy (see the last post) so had to steal it

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