Got it from the internet.
— You no longer know what time fast food drive-thru windows close.
— Your potted plants stay alive.
— You pay at least a dollar more than the minimum payment on your credit card bill.
— Your friends’ hook-ups and break-ups are now marriages and divorces.
— You attend parties that the police don’t raid.
— You’re not expected to leave the room when the adults are talking.
— You refer to college students as “those kids.”
— You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of just beer, beer and beer.
— You feed your dog Science Diet instead of leftover pizza.
— At 6 a.m., you’re putting your contact lens in instead of taking them out.
— Naps are no longer weekday options.
— Dating involves dinner and a movie, not keggers and Ecstasy.
— Grocery lists contain more than toilet paper and potato chips.
— Wass’up Dude is replace with hello Mr. XYZ