Signs You’re No Longer in College…

Got it from the internet. 

— You no longer know what time fast food drive-thru windows close.

— Your potted plants stay alive.

— You pay at least a dollar more than the minimum payment on your credit card bill.

— Your friends’ hook-ups and break-ups are now marriages and divorces.

— You attend parties that the police don’t raid.

— You’re not expected to leave the room when the adults are talking.

— You refer to college students as “those kids.”

— You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of just beer, beer and beer.

— You feed your dog Science Diet instead of leftover pizza.

— At 6 a.m., you’re putting your contact lens in instead of taking them out.

— Naps are no longer weekday options.

— Dating involves dinner and a movie, not keggers and Ecstasy.

— Grocery lists contain more than toilet paper and potato chips.

— Wass’up Dude is replace with hello Mr. XYZ

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