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Got this one as a forward today morning. Simply loved the timing and luck of the guy.

Husband wakes up with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.

“Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.
Love You!”

Totally shocked with the note, he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is already at the table, eating. He asks, “Son, what happened last night?”
His son says, “Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door”. Confused, the man asks, “So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!”

His son replies, “Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, “LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I’M MARRIED!”

*Moral*
Self-induced hangover – $ 400.00
Broken crockery – $ 800.00
Breakfast – $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – “*PRICELESS *”

There are truly some things that both money and Master-card can’t buy.

drunk

this is a quick post when i am drunk as a regular drukard. shit full of bacardi which was finished by 3 of us. the finale was a neat(raw, for some), with a dash of lemon and salt. You people must be thinking why so much of spirit. it was the annual day of my of my roomie’s company.  so to celebrate we had a party at my place.  I also wish to apologizes to all those people who dont want me to drink but it was just remove the mental strain. I hope u will pardon me.and as far as the post tilted “Will i be” is concerned i happy to tell that the matter is on the safer side on the line. thanks to all of you for having faith in me. tough the matter is not yet closed more updated will be coming up later. Let me introduce a new blog writer on this blog, named Deepa. she would be writing on the same location but its her will when she write. hope you guys appreciate her writing talent. she is poetess in making, and most of her poems are in hindi. i will try to translates her poems english, if she writes anything poetic.Till than keep drinking at ur home and let world be a safe place to live in. 

Will I be?

All in all the bottom line is Will i be able to take care of the person. Help the person to get the dignity back and live a better life!!

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The things i am about to write is a tough decision I have made for self. and hope that i dont fail myself while going on this decision. Here is the deal i am planning to take care of a person who i just know by the name and voice. I am yet to meet the person.

It was a Wednesday, Mar 19th 2008, night just like any other night and i got a call which changed my thoughts towards life and my thoughts towards people i have hurt in pas. The person was crying at the other end and it was the same story which i have done to someone else. Now i feel it’s the worst time in my life when i was playing with someone else emotions.

When i came to know the plight of the person i thought the best thing would be to call the person to Bangalore and ask the person to start the life from a new end.

I hope that the i am able to take care of the person and make the person the bitter past and keep the person safe. Hope god forgives me for what all i have in past. If i am not forgiven than also i wil be happy cos i am content that i will be doing some good deeds and tried to bring a life back to normal.

All in all the bottom line is Will i be able to take care of the person. Help the person to get the dignity back and live a better life!!

Will I be?

I am Secure

This post was pending for quite a time now. This post deals with my observation on the security of we Indian at the various point of life.

My First point of observation was at the Bangalore Airport. It was at the Arrival terminal of the HAL airport . I was waiting for the my parents to land. Just to find out there is just a constable manning the exit gate. That too not so much active. I have noticved him when i crossed the gate and he came running after me saying “Saar, Yelli? Ticket Idya?” (Sir! where to? you have ticket?). Just think any one can enter the airport. For the unknown the airport is the only airport which serves as both Civil and Defense airport.

The second time it was at the VVIP god of the India. Yeah it was at Tirupati. The place where you have to pay measly sum of 50 rupees for the famous prasad and faster line to have a glimpse of the God. The place is manned ,once again, by a lone constable who frisk you in the most boring way you can think. Than there is a metal detector which is i am not sure works. And even if it works than also no1 can be caught.  For the simple reason at one go at least 5-10 people cross the metal detector.

Than there is the long line which the people go in. There is no way a person gone in leave without getting shoved pused and having a glimps of the god. Its very much like a one way road, except its for human, there are no exit paths and its more than a kilometer long.

The third was when i was traveling from one point of bangalore to another point. and to my surprise the i was stuck at one of the traffic signal for more than 45minutes. the reason some political hunchos was traveling on the opposite direction and traffic was halted on all the other lane except the one the political guy (Read Fucker) was travelling. I ask are the people of india scuh a shit that they are amde to made for hours for such an ass holes security.

KlueLess

Caution: If you are neck deep in work  than don’t read any further. You might get addicted. I take no responsibility of lack of effort put by you towards work after reading this Post.Few days back i was playing Klueless3. For unknown its a online puzzle run by the IIM Indore, for their annual fest IRIS. It’s a simple game, in which the user to find 30 webpages. Your are given the link to first page and you are off. Each page has got a hint and you have to crack the hints and move onto next page.  Not a big deal!! is it?? Well  it took me more than 3 jobless weeks to solve it.  For more info  visit the site. Click here or copy and paste the following link in your browser http://www.iimi-iris.com/iris-2007/irising/klueless3 For those who wanna see my name as the finisher can visit the hall of fame and view my name at number 372. :) Go Ahead and take the challenge!! Best Of Luck.   IF you are really screwed and need my help. mail me. i will try to help you with a hint but nothing much..