In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it…
Today I had a fight with my colleague. The reason was the same thing, which we both dare. Nah its not computer (BTW its also in list but its too high up.) It’s a computer crash. It so happened my colleague, and me were fighting for the system that is common to both of us. (We are in the same project) It was a really important work, and I had to do it as soon as possible. But he (add some choicest abuse yourself) won’t allow me. The work was to beat the time record he had made into the new racing game installed into the system And we had a fight over it he had the mouse and I took the keyboard and started pulling and pushing each other for the utmost supremacy. I was about to hit him with the keyboard suddenly we heard a loud noise. He was dead before he knew. The CD-rom stopped working so do the cabinet with all its inhabitants.
It was just another example when a hard disk crash has left me middle of nothing. And I am happy. Arey ab kaam to tabhi suru hoga na jab hard wapas milega!!! ? Till than happy blogging and chatting. (Cant add orkuting as its blocked 🙁 )
Note: This post was to come online on Monday but due to some personal re-ZZzzzzz-ons it’s delayed by 6 days.
This Saturday I went to bed about 7 in the evening but going to bed doesn’t mean that I went to sleep. The sleep never came to me for more than next 7 hour. I saw the inauguration run of Tour de France. I saw some more of the id-ten-t box. Most of it was parts of some stupid serial. I saw the qualifying round of British F1 @ Silverstone. In the wee hour after getting seriously bored I tried the every original Delhi Dordarshan.
The program coming on was some sort of documentary and I thought wow it will make my day errrrr…. Night. But it seems that the guys at Dordarshan never wanted me to sleep. They were showing a documentary on Ahem.. Ahhh.. Hmmmm. How I can talk such a topic. It was on ladies periods (Pun Uninteneded). I was shocked how come DD India is showing a documentary on a topic, which is taken as taboo in most of Indian household. But it was bold step and I really liked it at least some one has taken an initiative to educated people on the actual truth behind the Periods. It would be an eye opener for those who consider the lady as dirty during her periods.
Kudos to DD India for taking such a step. Go on guys but please if you can show the same during the peak viewing hour than @ 2 o’clock in the night. We in India really need some education on the development of the kids and the changes that come into their bodies.
Few days back the following message was sent all to all the employees of a company. The message was for all the employees. Especially those who are not on the senior posts.
In order to assure the highest level of quality work and productivity from all our employees it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel you are not receiving your fair share if S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed on the top of the list, and they are especially skilled to seeing that you all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Employees who don’t take their share of S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T S.H.I.T.). Since our senior team took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don’t have to take S.H.I.T. anymore, as they are full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T. you may be interested in job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
P.S. If you have any question please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
(Do let me know if you are working for this company!!)
Hey guys I am busy with my office chores. So will not be able to write any blogs for a week or so. I will try to write something if I can squeeze some time out. Till than Happy Blogging!!!
It started the same way @ 8PM with “8PM.” (Or was it Bacardi?).
Confused?? Read my last post. For more!
I never knew that this weekend wont be the same as the my other “Pre Planned” weekends. We had the most memorable Friday night party.
Here is what happened.
We all had good night of party till 1AM at our local den. Than the owner came down and asked for the money just to know that we had none!! If you are thinking that we were beaten up than you are wrong. WE were neither beaten up nor made to wash the dirty plates for two days. It was just me who had to do all the honors. The rest of them just fled away and I was left to face the death sentence.
The weekend started with half a cup of cold tea and half a dozen TUBS full of dirty dish.
Saturday was full of chicken and Paneer dishes (To be washed)! And Sunday was full cries and moans. After a good washing and cleaning any one will cry in pain!
(Washing: Dhulayi in Hindi or beating in English)