The other day i was having a chat my long lost friend. ( we were lost in the most ruthless corridors of our cubicles at the office). and exchaging the stories of our past life ( Life before lunch) and present life (While having the evening cigarette). oh my god save me from those ladies at our office. cant call them chicks due to their age ( we can always have the name chicken for them). and mind u they are yet to reveal their age. and my my mind just said Leave me or Leave me(its not a typo) . i wanna die. give me some break. these so called chicken are killing my eye sight. its better to burn my eyes by watching those skimpy clads maal ( mmmmmmmm…..) at forum mall. i ma planning to leave this company and stating to become a beggar in front of the forum mall bangalore.

Than there comes our HR ( WOW… Look at her). may god bless the company for keeping such a good looking HR. i have made all the efforts to have a chat or look of her. i have even bribed the guy at cafeteria and coffee shop to let me know when she comes. i have joined the company’s Works Committee so that i can see her for more than a mere glimps. and one i remembered my HR’s words if u have any problem do let me know. i go to her and say Love ME or I Leave… she said she will give her reply later.

two days later i got a invitation to join her for lunch. my lcuk wow.. what a lucky guy i am.. of course i am the next Hunk in making. i reach the destination. and instead of the HR there are 5 people with my HR’s god(goon) like husband ( the Hulk meets Hunk). its better to stay in hospital than to living in Hell.

Mai aur meri tanhai,

Remember these great lines by the great Amitabh Bachhan from the movie Silsile. But here i am not acting Amit ji!! i am acting my self. I am tanha ( Read Alone).. Why? well because my Project Lead has left the company. all this happed because of me. if he would have stayed any more i would have made him mad or he would have gone bonkers. he even tried to make his life simple by ignoring me alas!!! he failed miserably. so what i did!!! here is some of the things i did to him!!

1. Send him 20 mails with the same query and saying that i have not received his reply. ( I never received his reply in mail box because all his mails were transfered as Spam)

2. Signed up with his official mail id’s to Porn sites and News Letters.

3. Send a mail to everyone in the office asking for comments on the latest leak in the loo and make the reply to field as my Project Leads mail id.

4. Goto him just before the lunch hour with a small problem and made sue that the problem took more than 2 hours to complete.

5. Wrote a stickie note “Please mail me the important document about which we have talked (Signed by his supervisior) ” and pasted on his system

6. Took out his mouse ball and left a note “One should have BALLS to move the mouse”

7. Picked up my nose while he talked to me.

May lord give my Project Lead some peace bfefore he becomes my new target.

Bout Me Part 1.

its too late to write about me when the blog was started some months ( or is it years) back. so the first question arises where was i? Hmmmm.. i was searching? for what? well… the place which allowed me to write blog without wasting my time? so that means i have found a place which has given to my demands. Yessssss!!!! i got a job… yuuuuuuu huuuuuuuuu. where? it for u to know and for me to tell. if u look on carefully this page and do a little bit googling you can always find bout the company i work for. let me give the biggest hint i can! the company i work for develops very few software or product for windows or linux(include all the flavour). WTF!!! Than on what Operating System my company works on?? i told ya u have to do a lot of googling!!

my work timing according the company rules its 9am to 6pm. ( what a lucky guy i am). a 9-6 job which allows me to update my blog!!! Cool na.. But the catch is u have to slog for 8am – 10Pm just to make sure u are on the company time (Ohhh thats sad).

Rest some time later .. My Boss is glaring at me past 2 hours for doing a such a productive work of writing blog!!!



A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
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Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
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You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
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Having been erased,
The document you’re seeking
Must now be retyped.
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Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: “File not found.”
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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
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First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
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With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
“My Novel” not found.
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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
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Error messages
cannot completely convey.
We now know shared loss.
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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
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