My Weekend!!!

Every one of you must be having lots of plan for the weekend. So do I have or lets say I have the same plan for every weekend. I love it and try to stick to it. There are some changes but it’s too trivial to be mentioned or thought about.

So here goes my weekend detail: –

Starts on Friday @ “8PM”. For more info on 8PM please visit the link!
In short its party time. Booze, eat and make merry. It’s the start of the weekend and the party and fun goes on till the next day.

Saturdays are a bit boring as most of the weeks pending work from going to bank to paying the bills are done. For which I have a dear friend and he does it for me while I sleep and try to remove the hang over with Lemon added to You know what. Arey water!! What else. I am not a drunkard. But I also know if you don’t want a hang over stay hanged.

Saturday I get loads of eatable including chips and Popcorn. You guessed it right its movie time. Its fun to snuggle up in bed and watch all those romantic mushy movies on a 53CM screen. Pure ecstasy.

Sunday is the best of all. Wake up @ my own time. Have a hearty lunch some where out with friends. I don’t forget my near and dears one. So call them up and talk to them. Sunday is the day I call every one of my family talk to them. If I don’t make calls on Sunday my telephone bill would be come one third of the present amount.

See you all on Monday. I will tell you how was my weekend. Happy Weekend. Enjoy!!!

The rain, which made me, cry!!!

Note: – This is a rather serious post.

Those who know me, “in person”, will always say, “Santosh is a person with whom acquaintance is more than enough.” Some think, I don’t know what does it mean by relationship. The only relation I know of is I, me and myself.

The last time I cried, in front of many people, was when my sister was married. After that no one has seen me crying. Now I am a grown up man and grown-ups don’t cry.

Here is the story of my loneliness.

One day I told my partner, Darling I want something of our own. My partner said with a grin “I was thinking of the same”. From that moment we started. We used to stay awake at night working towards our goals. And after long nights of awakening and sweating, There she was in front of us. The cutest thing we have ever seen. I called her Happiness (Khusi) and my partner called her time pass. She was the cutest thing I have ever seen. I used to play with her. She was my love. I knew her much better than any one else.

Wait a sec!!! Why am I calling using “Was” every time. It’s because she is more. She is dead. It was my mistake. One night I forgot to close the window of her room. It rained heavily that night and by morning she was counting her last breath. I called the doctor he also tried no avail. She was gone forever. My partner was shouting at me and I was just listing. It was loss so many thing. Than my partner came and said “I told you to make a back up of your hard disk. But why would do it. Now go to hell. I can’t make another game.”

P.S.-> I wanted to write a really serious post (as I was feeling really low) but after the first two para my mood got the better of me and I made up a story to match up with my mood.

The art of losing money…

How can you lose money and still be happy. Don’t know!! Ask me. I have doing the same for past few months now.

I been losing a big chunk of my money and I am not even complaining. Some of you may think that I am spending my money on either of these: –

1. Gambling
2. Pros.
3. Drinking (liquor, I do but once in a full moon)
4. Shopping (Yet to become a husband)
5. Smoking (trying to quit)

It’s not because of any of my bad habit, even if I have them. Its been taken away from me before I can get my hand on it. I was so shocked when they took it away for the first time. I went I asked them why are you taking my hard earned money from me. And they said you are earning too much so we are here to take a percentage of your money from you. For this we have talked to your company and they are to provide me with a percentage of your money.

For those who don’t know I have been earning this money with loads of pain. I have to sit on a revolving chair for 8 hours at stretch (excluding coffee and lunch breaks) doing what ever I wish to do, including chatting, blogging and surfing whole day.

I wont allow them to take that money from me. So I asked them how not to get them taking money from me. “ Thou shalt invested in Mutual funds, NSC, PPF, PF shalth you wishth to save some earnings!!!” (You shall invest in (all this crap) if you wish to save your earning)

I am talking about the Income deduction done by the company as TDS. The person taking away my money is Income Tax department of India. So I have to invest my money of I don’t want to pay tax. Thus I have to live a life of pauper either way. Pay the IT guys and get less income or invest the money in as to save tax and still stay pauper.

The Change!!

Nothing endures but change.
-Heraclitu

I am a firm believer of the above said quotation. Following which I tried to walk (or is it run) on the following quote. “Start everyday as a new self!” I never knew I would be in so much trouble because of my new self. Want to know how?

On Monday I was a new self to the office so was on Tuesday and so on. This led to a new problem in my office about who is the true me. As there was 1 different me for each day of the week. My PM (Project manager for non technical people) sent a mail to all 5 of us for just coming one day to office in a week. The reply we all sent was.

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Dear Sir,

This is to notify you that I become a new self every day. It was done for the good of the company as you can hire one person who comes as 5 different people and take the salary of just one person.

It is good for me too. I can ask one of the other my colleague to lend me some money and by changing myself the next day I can keep the money with myself.

It would be a good opportunity for you to know a better (or worst) me as I come to office by changing to myself.

Thanking you,
Yours,

Many new self of Me.
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The problem could have stopped here but I found myself on the road as the company wanted a permanent employee who did the same work every day than a guy who cant be relied to be the same the very next day?

Human Animal Behavior (Cont….)

The last time I wrote the following topic it was just a casual conversation. Soon it turned out that people actually compare me with different animals. One day one of my colleagues told me that the other day he saw my true copy. I (out of curiosity) asked him, “where?” He told “in Krishna temple. Even though he looked like you they were calling him the temple elephant.”

This got me thinking “am I the only human who imparts the animal behavior?” thus it came to me all the word told to me by people in my entire life.

My dad – “Keep on roaming like a street dog” (when he found that instead of going to school I was playing with my friends)

My mom – “ You eat like a pig” (I used to feed the table more than myself)

My Brother – “You monkey?” (After I tore off his assignment book)

My Teacher – “Parrot also learns better than you” (Thanks to my brains)

My hostel warden – “You sleep more than a horse” (after I missed the school for one whole)

My Room Mate – “A rattle snake makes less noise than you” (after he heard me snoring)

My Friends – “Leech” (Leaving them after making them spend all their pocket money on me)

My Boss – “A donkey is better than you” (he wants me to works 8 hours a day.)

My EX-GF – “You can beat any bear in body hair competition” (this made me lose all my hair on the head)