Marriage

Few days back some of my class mates got married. Some were from my school days some from college days. I felt what is this marriage all about. Let me bring you different perspective of different people towards this institution.

Ladies first!!

They are the biggest reason why we have got marriage in this society.
When they are 4 they will marry off their Barbie with Ken.
By 10 they are ready to marry any guys who will share his lunch box with her.
By 18 they know all about marriage, kids and how to make them!! They have 1 boy friend who is dumb enough to spend all his pocket money for nothing.
By 24 they have seen and done it all and now have a dull husband and a crying baby in tow.

We guys!!

We are the ones who wish there was no marriage at all.
At the age of 4 we are trying to figure out how not to get caught in the pants zipper.
By 10 we come to know what is marriage. You know we are full 6 years late when it comes to know about marriage.
By 18 we know what is a girl and how she should be treated. We still believe a child is born when people exchange garlands.
By 24 – till death. We are still trying to demystify marriage and women. We have a pocket but no money!

A cute little child!!

They always think “kash main waha hota”. (Wish I was there!)
For them marriage is loads of people. New cloth, loads of kids to play with. And yes lots of ice cream.

Wives!!

They are better half of this element called marriage.
They try whole of their life to make the other half better by the means better known to them.
They believe that marriage is an institution where she is a lecturer to its only student who has lost his bachelor degree. It’s her job to make the student sit or stand and tell how many times to do the homework and how!( 😉 )

Husband!!

They are the other half (Remember better half) and most of them are rotten.
They try their whole life to balance between friend and wife.
They are made to believe one can have headaches 364 days a year. (Except her birthday if you don’t forget it)

P.S. -> This post was written in a happy mood by a BACHELOR. So please don’t get angry on anything written here!! and if you dont agree to anything said about your group than remember exception are always there

Calvin and Hobbes “Character Building”

Guys here are we. As promised i present to you the supreme source of calvin’s wit and
humor. Its called calvin’s Dad. It’s a irony most that most of the character in the comic strip have got a name except calvin’s mom and dad.

But take no heed here we present to you calvin and his Knowledgeable dad.

(Note. All the pictures here can be downloaded as a Zip file from here or click on each file to download then individually )

Calvin and Hobbes

Loved how mom reacted to it. God loved the guy who ever it was. either junior or senior.

Calvin and Hobbes

Never knew a better color theory.

Calvin and Hobbes

I wanna have one of those printing guy at me home $$$$..

Calvin and Hobbes

It’s time to prove mom’s are always wrong..

Calvin and Hobbes

Now i shouldn’t believe my dad so much. But guys are guys. 😀 (insert a really big grin here)

Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes

Who else can give a better theory on sun to son than a great father. And a whining mom!!

Calvin and Hobbes

My dad Strongest. (Best)

Calvin and Hobbes

Where do babies come from? any answers?

Calvin and Hobbes

I loved this post nit because of its humor but of the innocence. Its one of the few strips where we actually see calvin crying.

Calvin and Hobbes

Bad Bad Dad. This is post where we can actually see the shit scared calvin.

There are loads of more which i was unable to find. Guys if you can send me the
those. Some of them which i was not able to find were..

the one in which calvins dad coems home to find iceman depicting as they are vomiting. and dad asks mom do we have <some really bad food> made today!!

or

Calvin: “Dad, what makes wind?”
Dad: “Trees sneezing.”
Calvin: “Really?”
Dad: “No, but the truth is more complicated.”
Calvin (later, to Hobbes): “The trees are really sneezing today.”
or
Calvin: “Dad, how does a light bulb work?”
Dad: “Magic.”
Calvin: “Didn’t you say that’s how the vacuum cleaner works?”
Dad: “Right. They’re both magic.”
Calvin: “You just don’t know how they work, I’ll bet.”
Dad: “Fine. Don’t believe your own father, who’s been around a lot longer than you.”
Calvin: (Turns on a lamp) “Look mom, magic!”
Mom: “That’s not magic!”

P.S. if the linkage image is not correct to it’s original file than please let me know. i will try to get it corrected!!

Calvin and Hobbes “Character Building”

Guys here are we. As promised i present to you the supreme source of calvin’s wit and
humor. Its called calvin’s Dad. It’s a irony most that most of the character in the comic strip have got a name except calvin’s mom and dad.

But take no heed here we present to you calvin and his Knowledgeable dad.

(Note. All the pictures here can be downloaded as a Zip file from here or click on each file to download then individually )

Calvin and Hobbes

Loved how mom reacted to it. God loved the guy who ever it was. either junior or senior.

Calvin and Hobbes

Never knew a better color theory.

Calvin and Hobbes

I wanna have one of those printing guy at me home $$$$..

Calvin and Hobbes

It’s time to prove mom’s are always wrong..

Calvin and Hobbes

Now i shouldn’t believe my dad so much. But guys are guys. 😀 (insert a really big grin here)

Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes

Who else can give a better theory on sun to son than a great father. And a whining mom!!

Calvin and Hobbes

My dad Strongest. (Best)

Calvin and Hobbes

Where do babies come from? any answers?

Calvin and Hobbes

I loved this post nit because of its humor but of the innocence. Its one of the few strips where we actually see calvin crying.

Calvin and Hobbes

Bad Bad Dad. This is post where we can actually see the shit scared calvin.

There are loads of more which i was unable to find. Guys if you can send me the
those. Some of them which i was not able to find were..

the one in which calvins dad coems home to find iceman depicting as they are vomiting. and dad asks mom do we have <some really bad food> made today!!

or

Calvin: “Dad, what makes wind?”
Dad: “Trees sneezing.”
Calvin: “Really?”
Dad: “No, but the truth is more complicated.”
Calvin (later, to Hobbes): “The trees are really sneezing today.”
or
Calvin: “Dad, how does a light bulb work?”
Dad: “Magic.”
Calvin: “Didn’t you say that’s how the vacuum cleaner works?”
Dad: “Right. They’re both magic.”
Calvin: “You just don’t know how they work, I’ll bet.”
Dad: “Fine. Don’t believe your own father, who’s been around a lot longer than you.”
Calvin: (Turns on a lamp) “Look mom, magic!”
Mom: “That’s not magic!”

P.S. if the linkage image is not correct to it’s original file than please let me know. i will try to get it corrected!!

With Loads of Kisses.

When work kills the only way to survive is to work. here is a mail forward i got today loved the angle so posting it!!

A letter has been sent from a husband:

Dear Sweetheart:

I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.

Your Sweet Heart.

Back with a bang!!

Yes I am back to my office and everyone knows that I am back. I know I am really famous @ my office. But people knew much faster this time when I arrived to office.
Just like in the olden when the kings arrived there used to be a announcement of their arrival same happened with me. The only difference was there used to be a call and here it was loud bang (read sneeze) before I entered my cubicle. My PM dropped his laptop and one of colleague a bottle of water on his system.

You all must be thinking sneeze?? WTF how come one sneeze can do so much good. Well you will believe after you have been to Bangalore for a week end.

Here is the small follow up of my Bangalore trip!

Friday:
Reached Bangalore. Called my friends to be at home by 8 PM (Read older post for more details on 8 PM). Went to college to get my final year marks card. Yes I took my marks card after one of passing the engineering exam!!

That day I just roamed the street of good old Bangalore. Than night came and here I was at my friend’s house.
It’s a story of 7 warrior and 3 Battalion.
There were 7 warriors against 3 battalion (Bottle) of two different kings (Brands). Two sent by the King Royal Stag and One by Duke of Romanov. But the warriors were not to fall back. They will die but wont say no. The warrior went out to win the fight. It was a win-lose situation. The chance of a truce was out of question. “The battle of 7 friends” saw more of fight than they had ever fought in their entire life. Two of the fighter was there to protect the rest of the fighters from dieing in the mid war against the ruthless king. They war started at the unholy hour of 8 PM+1 PM. There was a loud roar of CHEERS and off went the fighter in their shiny armour (Most were just in Shorts). Fighters wanted to register the maximum kill for themselves. The first battalion to face the fighters were of Duke Romanaov. The fight went on for mere 30 minutes before the 7 warriors bulldozed the battalion. The war has taken an intresting turn by now. The warriors were now hungry for more blood (Booze) and than came the Royal Stag. It was finished in just 30 minutes flat. Two protectors took the defensive place where as the rest 5 went out to finish off the last wave of opponents. It was mid way of the final battalion when of the warrior was seriously hurt and was taken to ECU (loo). Soon the warriors seem to loosing ground. 2 more warriors succumbed to the attacking force. The last two warriors took the battle in their hand and fought bravely killing the army at the source it self (Drinking Directly from the bottle).

The next morning the victorious warriors returned home just to find so much filth after the war. They all vowed never to fight again in life.

Saturday:
Slept most of the day due to hangover and weakness( due to puking). Met some more friends over coffee. Was drenched in the rain by the time I was back.

Sunday:
Went down to meet my uncle, return back to Udupi.

Monday:

Back at Udupi with lots of things including cough, cold, blocked nose, body ache, slight temperature and aching throat. I am having actified Plus (For cold and cough) and strepsils for my sore throat.

Hope I get well soon ?