According to google dictionary one of the meanings of Tension is
Tension is a feeling of worry and anxiety which makes it difficult for you to relax. Noun (uncountable) also N in pl
I am also in the state of the same, though not always but at times.
Some of such moments are/were,
- It turns out that my killing rate has hit its all time low and I came to know of that while playing Max Payne and During office hours when I have to kill time
- I am sleeping for 30-45 minutes after lunch @ office where as in past it was between 1 – 1.5 hours.
- I own 3 mobiles and 5 mobile numbers out of which i am using just one of each. (these don’t include the one i have lost.)
- My MBA plan is down the drain. No B-School is ready to offer me a seat.
- I used to earn the max among my friends and suddenly i am the least earner among all of us.
- and another Birthday and the party sharks are already at the door.
- My drinking and smoking habits are a hard to quit.
- I am still in search for a GF.
- and those which i had think that i am good at flirting than actually falling in love.
- I am losing hairs faster than any bollywood movies are losing viewers.
- and gaining weight faster than the number of shopping mall opening in your locality.
Those who are thinking when was my birthday it was on 29th may.
PS-> the google talk gadget is now working.
Life is going great and I am still thinking of a topic to write home about. So what could be better topic to write home other than love, marriage and after effects? This topic is solely influenced by my personal knowledge and experience.
When I say marriage I mean the unity of two person in which they become one and share their sorrows, joy and BLAH BLAH… what the heck have I lost all my funny bone and writing about something so dumb. Let’s start again.
I know of a Guy let us call him Mr. P. Our dear Mr. P comes from an orthodox Brahmin (priest) family. One fine day he falls in love with this gal who is smart, intelligent, beautiful and homely. In short girl next door. But there was is a problem. The gal is from some other cast other than Mr. P. So what will Mr. P do? You guys think of an answers cos even Mr. P Doesn’t know what to do?
There is another friend of mine who lets call her Mr. G. She hated the words love and marriage just like bagon spray hates cockroaches. Now I hear that she is engaged and even carries reliance mobile. The latest news is that there is contest running, “if anyone who sees her not talking on phone will be awarded five minutes of talk time.” Good luck to contestant and warm greeting to Miss G.
One fine Sunday I was shopping for pizza ingredient at the local store. (Yeah me too is hit by recession and I know how to make pizza). I found this unique specie called Father(dad, papa whatever you choose to call him). He was with two of his kids and this is the part of the conversation I overheard.
Kid1: papa can I have this drink?
Kid: Please Papa, I will behave.
(Father shows them an angry eye.)
Kid1 (Now Afraid): Papa I don’t want this. But please let me stay with you.
Kid2 (Also Afraid): I too am sorry papa. Please allow me to come with you in the car.
The father suddenly looks at me.
Father (To me): Hope you don’t have kids they can surely make your worst nightmare come alive.
I was blog hopping and found this blog http://justamotheroftwo.blogspot.com/ which asked its reader this question
If you’re single and ready to mingle, what according to you are the things that you will look for in your future partner, which you think are essential to make the relationship last till death do you part?
If you’re married or in a relationship, what are the things you cherish most in your partner?
This question made me think. I am single, smart, good looking (fat and bald don’t count as ugly) therefore she should have all these qualities. Wait a sec who am I kidding? Are looks the only thing that I will go and search for in my future life partner. So what all qualities she must have that will make me go back to her ever after 50 years of being together? As I was thinking another thought came to my mind. Here I am sitting alone getting older and wiser. Wiser not just in terms of worldly matters but also in relationship. If you people are willing to consider 2 and half long distance relationship.
Let me tell you about this two and half funda before we go ahead. The half happened because she never came to know about me or let’s say I never had the courage to confront her of my love. The other two knew I was there waiting for them. And before you say I was cheating on them than let me tell you they had came into my life at different times. The first one came at 9AM and second one at 4PM. I used to see them daily. Both of them were in same college one was in morning college and other in evening. So I always had the maximum time to myself. And what could be a better place to stalk girls other than college.
Jokes apart, those want to know more about me read this the older posts on this blog. Back to the question mentioned above. I always wanted a person who is ready to take care of a brat and naughty kid. One who can tell me all her secrets and find the same from me. Share everything with me including her sorrows. There shouldn’t be any lies between us. No matter what may come we should be ready to accept each other’s demand no matter how silly. If she can take care of the first part that will be more than enough.