Dinsan takes revenge.

Long back  i had tagged dishan now he has tagged me back  to answer few(38  are not few) questions.

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night?
None I am having a bad throat ache due to tonsils.

2. What were you doing at 0800?
Watching some sad serial on TV

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Checking mails and blogs.

4. What happened to you in 2006?
I joined the company I left recently.

5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
“Shit my throat hurts”

6. How many beverages did you have today?
Half a liter of milk.

7. What color is your hairbrush?
No hair, no hairbrush 🙂

8. What was the last thing you paid for?
Mobile Bill!!

9. Where were you last night?
In my room sleeping!

10. What color is your front door?
Dark brown

11. Where do you keep your change?
In my trouser pocket. If it gets full than shift to any box. And then the box transferred to my mom. When I go home!!

12. What’s the weather like today?
Good!!

13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor?
Chocolate

14. What excites you?
Many things. Including some naughty things!

15. Do you want to cut your hair?
Not now. Had it a few days back!

16. Are you over the age of 25?
No 🙁

17. Do you talk a lot?
Please don’t ask me a question again, I won’t stop talking!!

18. Do you watch the O.C.?
What’s that?

19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
Nah

20. Do you make up your own words?
Ya while playing scrabble 🙂

21. Are you a jealous person?
Yep, sometimes

22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’.
Anshu (My roomie during my college days)

23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’.
Kanwar Singh

24. Who’s the first person on your received call list?
From top Jiju and From Bottom Dad 🙂

25. What does the last text message you received say?
Payment made using card from ICICI bank

26. Do you chew on your straw?
I chew on anything if I get bored

27. Do you have curly hair?
No

28. Where’s the next place you’re going to?
Bangalore. (or the place from where ever I get job call)

29. Who’s the rudest person in your life?
Ahh!! Many but they are for that particular time.

30. What was the last thing you ate?
Bread with Milk.

31. Will you get married in the future?
Surely in future. But don’t know when it will happen 🙁

32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?
I saw saawariya and I liked it 🙂

33. Is there anyone you like right now?
Ya! My mom dad (they never said a single thing even when I lost my job.)

34. When was the last time you did the dishes?
Today afternoon

35. Are you currently depressed?
Nah. Yah a bit thoughtful though

36. Did you cry today?
Nah. And what for?

37. Why did you answer and post this?
I was getting bored so came down and finished this post 🙂

38. Tag few people who would do this survey.
Bee Honey Bee, Chriz, PurpleHeart, VigneshHappy Kitten,

Tag of war

Chriz tagged me. The condition was simple to answer 18 question sincerely. Here are the questions and answers..

1. Pick out a scar you have, and explain how you got it.
A greater than sign on between my eyes. Supposedly given by brother when he hit me with a spoon.

2.What does your phone look like?

Siemens Euroset

3. What is on the walls of your bedroom??Nothing!! Except the water marks which seeps in during rains

4. What is your current desktop picture??A dark black screen.

5. Do you believe in gay marriage?
Yes I do. Marriages are fun and cheerfulness (Another meaning of gay)

6. What do you want more than anything right now?
Project. I don’t have any!

7 . What time were you born?
Evening @ 4.11

8. Are your parents still together?
Yes. Thank god.

9. Last person who made you cry?
The freaking movie star while watching the movie

10. What is your favorite perfume / cologne?
Brut.

11. What kind of hair/eye color do you like in the opposite sex?
Anything color will do till they are there. Cos I don’t have any. (Weak eyes and balding head)

12. What are you listening to??Ranting of the PL in the next cubicle

13. Do you get scared of the dark??If the person with me in the room is a scary.

14. Do you like pain killers??Yes if they are available at the right time for the right pain (Including heart break).

15. Are you too shy to ask someone out??Online I have asked so many gals to come out and meet me and all of them have refused?

16. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?.
Food

17. Who was the last person you made you mad?
No one. I make people mad

18. Who was the last person who made you smile?
A mad person always smiles. Even my photos smile!!

The Crying Me.

Yesterday I was crying. Out side it was rain and inside it was me. No its not because that I have a bad news to give or anything but. I had to see all those senti movies where the mother or father is dieing and the son is not there or where the hero and heroine meet after a Vanvas (Separation) of 22 years. Its all those heart touching movie that made me cry a lot. May be guys don’t cry in front of ladies but when it to filling up the buckets we are no less than the gals themselves. The other reason of my crying was that I have to leave the flat I am staying in and have to shift to a new location. Its not that I am in love with this place or the inmates of this but shifting to a new place is always a headache.

Crying reminds me of the last time I cried infront of loads of people was on 17th may 2006, my sister’s wedding. The very next day the sensex crashed more than 500 points. Ahem Ahem.

Wedding reminded me of the last post on wedding and how various people think about it!! Before I start let me wish luck to chriz for he is the next one trying to find the meaning of wife and marriage.. Best of Luck Buddy!!

For those who are thinking let him marry than we will write something silly, than wait on guys for my marriage is not in the books for a few years. My dear elder bro has joined a MBA college this year. That will take him 2 years to complete (being bit optimistic). After that it will be 2 more years before he gets married. Than comes my number. So its minimum 4-5 years before I will be married off. (Hoping that I don’t go to do MBA). So guys see ya after 5 years on my marriage. Its an open invitation.

Marriage

Few days back some of my class mates got married. Some were from my school days some from college days. I felt what is this marriage all about. Let me bring you different perspective of different people towards this institution.

Ladies first!!

They are the biggest reason why we have got marriage in this society.
When they are 4 they will marry off their Barbie with Ken.
By 10 they are ready to marry any guys who will share his lunch box with her.
By 18 they know all about marriage, kids and how to make them!! They have 1 boy friend who is dumb enough to spend all his pocket money for nothing.
By 24 they have seen and done it all and now have a dull husband and a crying baby in tow.

We guys!!

We are the ones who wish there was no marriage at all.
At the age of 4 we are trying to figure out how not to get caught in the pants zipper.
By 10 we come to know what is marriage. You know we are full 6 years late when it comes to know about marriage.
By 18 we know what is a girl and how she should be treated. We still believe a child is born when people exchange garlands.
By 24 – till death. We are still trying to demystify marriage and women. We have a pocket but no money!

A cute little child!!

They always think “kash main waha hota”. (Wish I was there!)
For them marriage is loads of people. New cloth, loads of kids to play with. And yes lots of ice cream.

Wives!!

They are better half of this element called marriage.
They try whole of their life to make the other half better by the means better known to them.
They believe that marriage is an institution where she is a lecturer to its only student who has lost his bachelor degree. It’s her job to make the student sit or stand and tell how many times to do the homework and how!( 😉 )

Husband!!

They are the other half (Remember better half) and most of them are rotten.
They try their whole life to balance between friend and wife.
They are made to believe one can have headaches 364 days a year. (Except her birthday if you don’t forget it)

P.S. -> This post was written in a happy mood by a BACHELOR. So please don’t get angry on anything written here!! and if you dont agree to anything said about your group than remember exception are always there

With Loads of Kisses.

When work kills the only way to survive is to work. here is a mail forward i got today loved the angle so posting it!!

A letter has been sent from a husband:

Dear Sweetheart:

I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.

Your Sweet Heart.