Who Are You?

Yesterday i was checking my analytics results on https://www.google.com/analytics and i found that there is “some one from bangalore” who visits my site everyday. And most of the time its just a visit which accounts for less than 1 sec/visit. So whoever you are please let me know who are you? You use Mac system and browse using safari browser. I thank you for coming down daily. It would be great if you let me know who are you so that i will know more about my readers.

Other Reader should also let me know a little bit about themself and with what epectation do you come to this page.

This time its cricinfo

CricInfo

This time cricinfo has done it. Guy how many time do I have to tell you that 6 ball maketh an over. You dont write hundred as 99.100 than why 50 overs as 49.6?

Google is a Show Off

Few days back i gave told you guys about the mathematical calculations done at google. for more read this But this time google showed me its might at better calculation and automatically started converting the amount writtten in Indian Rupees to US Dollars. check out the snapshot. Guys at google its high time that you check the binaries before going LIVE.

Bug in Google
Bug in Google

In the picture above just look where it says Cash.. the amount is being displayed in $’s instead of Rs. which is being used to represent rest of the amounts.

Click on the image for larger view.

Google’s new age mathematics

Bug in Google
Bug in Google

I have got another BuGle. For more details on Bugle Please click here.

The image is snapshot of my share portfolio in Google’s website, which is simple and easy to use. But they have got this problem of inserting bugs in their code. If you look at the three red boxes in the image (right click and open image in new window/tab) . Market price(MP) is calculates as Last Price(LP) X Shares(S). So for Suzlon MP should have been 89.50 X 30 = 2,685.00 but according to google its 2,644.50. Google thanks for your new age mathematics.

Guys I really respect you and all the application that you make. But this type of faux-pas is seldom pardoned. You need a really good Quality Control guys at your office. And please sure that the quality guy and developer dont meet face to face. Tha you will have a really robust application

Life as it goes!!

Life is going great and I am still thinking of a topic to write home about. So what could be better topic to write home other than love, marriage and after effects? This topic is solely influenced by my personal knowledge and experience.

When I say marriage I mean the unity of two person in which they become one and share their sorrows, joy and BLAH BLAH… what the heck have I lost all my funny bone and writing about something so dumb. Let’s start again.

I know of a Guy let us call him Mr. P. Our dear Mr. P comes from an orthodox Brahmin (priest) family. One fine day he falls in love with this gal who is smart, intelligent, beautiful and homely. In short girl next door. But there was is a problem. The gal is from some other cast other than Mr. P. So what will Mr. P do? You guys think of an answers cos even Mr. P Doesn’t know what to do?

There is another friend of mine who lets call her Mr. G. She hated the words love and marriage just like bagon spray hates cockroaches. Now I hear that she is engaged and even carries reliance mobile. The latest news is that there is contest running, “if anyone who sees her not talking on phone will be awarded five minutes of talk time.” Good luck to contestant and warm greeting to Miss G.

One fine Sunday I was shopping for pizza ingredient at the local store. (Yeah me too is hit by recession and I know how to make pizza). I found this unique specie called Father(dad, papa whatever you choose to call him). He was with two of his kids and this is the part of the conversation I overheard.

Kid1: papa can I have this drink?

Father: No.

Kid: Please Papa, I will behave.

(Father shows them an angry eye.)

Kid1 (Now Afraid): Papa I don’t want this. But please let me stay with you.

Kid2 (Also Afraid): I too am sorry papa. Please allow me to come with you in the car.

The father suddenly looks at me.

Father (To me): Hope you don’t have kids they can surely make your worst nightmare come alive.