Winner all the way

This post is dedicated to the loser, like me, all round the globe. Its just to show them that they can win if they try really hard. I have been given my first blogging award by Arshat Editor-in-Chief TPI

blogaward

If you cant read this than for your reference it reads “FUCKING FABULOUS BLOG” It means my BLOG is FUCKING its reader FABULOUSLY. 

After watching the Oscars live I wanted to give a long speech but the rules of the awards asked me do something else. 

  •  Put the image on your blog
  •  List 10 truths about yourself
  •  Give the award to 5 other people
  •  Provide meaningful quotation

The image is already here.  So its one down and before i give it some more people this award let me list some Ugly lies bout me. Why lies? cos truth is nothing but white lie.

Here we go

  1. I am at present Masquerading as one of the person I thought that I am done with.  I re-registered this person’s  mail id which was deleted 
  2. I had two so called GF’s and presently both of them don’t even care that I exist let alone alive. Incidently both of them are out of india at present one in England with Hubby and second in Canada.
  3. The last time I traveled 2nd class sleeper in train I had to pay fine for not having a valid ticket. 
  4. My Present obssesion is tele series F.R.I.E.N.D.S. I am downloading them like crazy
  5. During a company interview I was asked “why i got less marks in engineering and 12?” I told “I never got less marks I got more marks during my 10th Exams!” Belive it or not i was selected.
  6. I saw my first porn when I was in class 8. It was one of the advantages of going a boarding school. and yeah the room had some 30+ guys watching the movie with me.
  7. My fav teacher during school days was the librarian because she never said anything when I bunked class. Not library classes but the regular classes and went to hide (hang) out in library.
  8.  I used to write a diary called “Myself.” It was during my school days,  when i was going through some rough patches. Six year down the line I still have that notebook. Its just one note book but its was my feeling for myself. 
  9. At one time I was watch freak and I changed them at of the rate of one per year. Then came mobile phone and they had the same life time. At present its my jobs which I am changing more or less at 1 per year. 
  10.  I got my first check when I did a voluteering work for a Theater Festival. It was of Rs1500. In return i lost 1 months of colleges and one full internal exams. 

Note to Arshat I hope that I was able to keep up your testerone level high. because we engineer get High on either Words or Wine 🙂

Now come the hardest part giving away to people. There are loads of them but 

I will gove two quotes instead of one. 

If two past lovers remain friends, it’s either they are still in love.. or they never were…  – Unknown

 

Love is touch, A kiss, a glance that can make any day feel like the first day of spring..  –Unknown

P.S. ->I got these quote during my school days and I love them so much that I still remember them.

Ode to nice guys

Found this post on alok’s blog 

A bit lengthy, but a good read.

This rant was written for the Wharton Undergraduate Journal

This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style.
This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.
This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone, and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all ok and she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the best killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in GTA3 to rant about a rumor that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for that time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was nothing “serious” between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you, justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re just friends!” And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that.
The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps more disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or “he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” or the most frustrating of all: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their too-nice-to-date male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks. Sorry, guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can’t figure out why the connection breaks down between what they say (I want a nice guy!) and what they do (I’m going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But one thing I can do is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon doesn’t last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that train of thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking them for granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier, finding the ones that are single.
So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice guys. You know who you are, and I know you’re sick of hearing yourself described as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your party escorting services, and your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile. For all the crazy, insane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my acknowledgement, and my gratitude go out to you. You do have credibility in this society, and your well deserved vindication is coming.

Am I the one?

This is to officially announce that I am in search of a new job :). I know its so called recession but Software are still getting built and New Operating System (OS) is getting release. BTW if you don’t know what is an OS? A simple answer will be window Xp and Vista are examples of OS.

I just had a thought am I the one who will actually come to know “How does it feel to be jobless at all the time of recession?” I lost my first job when recession was a newly-coined term for the Indians. The Indian share market were going strong, and rumors of US crisis were a thing we people used to joke about and Bang!! came the termination letter. When my friends and family asked what happened i told them i am the one of the first indian victim of recession.

It was luck that I landed up in my present company just days before of Great Market Crash of January 2008. Within a year the real recession kicked into effect and my company planned to send 10% of its work force of Forced Leave. It was my bad luck that i was one among those 10%.

Now i have got a real serious problem in front of me. Its not Money Money is a problem but not as serious as the one i am facing now. And that is . What will i say to people when they will ask me why i thrown?

Anonymous B’day Post

Yeah it’s an Anonymous Happy Birthday Post. And before you people jump on me and say “Hey we know who you are!” My reply would be you dont know for whom i am writing this post :). Gotcha!!

I started this post with one person in mind but all of sudden there is another on lurking behind the bush (Who the hell know what does that mean?) So first person first. I met this person some 4-5years after i met the second person I thought about. So in truth the first one on thought is the second in real and second in thought is first in real life.  (Go figure the first and second relationship.)  This person celebrated birthday one 1st of feb this year  and incidentily for last every of life.  and it was like this that I was dead drunk by 12 at night so i called and wished B’day to the Answering Machine. So may be this post will help you to know that i never forgot your b’day.

And now the second one. This person had me thinking the first time i knew of her birthday. Its 14th Feb. What would her Boy Friend calling her on 14 will say first about?

  • Love “I Love You”
  • Valentine “Will you be my Valentine”
  • B’day Wish  “Many Happy Returns of the day”
  • Combined   “I love Valentine’s Birth to You”

Dont get me wrong here but cant help thinking. 😉 But its not my thoughts but the wishes which are to be sent before i forget them.  I can always call her and wish but I am not sure that I will be sober on 14th Feb. And its not because I have date or valentine but its Saturday and I have Half Bottel of bacardi Left with me.

BTW if any of you are a Cute,(I still love the cute ones) and Single (by single i mean who dosn’t have a date)  lady want to go out with me you can call me. My contact details are on my about me page.

Co-incidence?

Twice in a year and its not yet over. What I am talking about the is not something I am proud of but something I am sure that india wont be proud to speak of.  Few months back I was blog-hopping and landed on a blog from a lady who was furious at some show talk shown on the TV. She was so angry that after reading her post I said this host is surely a fool. who thinks that internet is place where we indian just go in search of Sex and Nudity. 

Confused? The person in question here is none other than Barkha Dutt and her knowledge and thoughts about free media. Go and read this post at Adi Carzy’s blog. I was thinking has this lady gome out of mind today she is asking ban on blogging and tomorrow ban on the internet. I think we have another type of moral police who are planning to take over our right of free speech. 

I thought that may be she has done this just to get a little more audiance. but when i read this post at honeybee’s blog i got the shock my life. looks like these guys going the moral policing way too seriously and to do so barkha with the backing of channel send a legal notice to one of blogger for telling them being a little more professional. Which made the poor blogger to remove the offending  post (as cited by channel and their) from his blog and issue a apology. The removed post is still cached read that here (just scroll down to last post) and read the apology here

Well Barkha I know you are just trying to keep your ass clean but you forgot that it needs  tissue/water and hand to do so. Get your basics right and we dont need a moral police who doesnt know diffrence between blog and porn site.