Worried Boss

Another Forward!! I loved the ending. much like the jeff archers endings!!

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employers home phone number and was greeted with a Child’s’ whisper.

“Hello”

“Is your daddy home?” he asked

“Yes” whispered the small voice

“May I talk with him?”

“No”

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mummy there?”

“Yes”

“May I talk with her?”

Again the small voice whispered, “No”

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
Asked, “Is anybody else there?”

“Yes, whispered the boy, “a policeman”

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked,
“May I speak with the policeman?”

“No, he’s busy”, whispered the child

“Busy doing what?”

Talking to daddy and mommy and the fireman”, came the answer.

Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter, through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, “What’s that noise?”

“A helicopter” answered the whispering voice.

“What is going on there?!”, demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again whispering, the child answered, “The search team just landed the helicopter.”

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, “What are they searching for?!!.”

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle…

“ME”

Logical and Legal

Loved the guts of this kid!!

This one is also a forward!!

After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”

Professor: “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!”

Student: “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an “A” for the exam. “

Professor: “Okay, it’s a deal. So what is the question?”

Student: “What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?”

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an “A”, as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers: “Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife’s lover an “A”, although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical.”

With Loads of Kisses.

When work kills the only way to survive is to work. here is a mail forward i got today loved the angle so posting it!!

A letter has been sent from a husband:

Dear Sweetheart:

I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.

Your Sweet Heart.

Back with a bang!!

Yes I am back to my office and everyone knows that I am back. I know I am really famous @ my office. But people knew much faster this time when I arrived to office.
Just like in the olden when the kings arrived there used to be a announcement of their arrival same happened with me. The only difference was there used to be a call and here it was loud bang (read sneeze) before I entered my cubicle. My PM dropped his laptop and one of colleague a bottle of water on his system.

You all must be thinking sneeze?? WTF how come one sneeze can do so much good. Well you will believe after you have been to Bangalore for a week end.

Here is the small follow up of my Bangalore trip!

Friday:
Reached Bangalore. Called my friends to be at home by 8 PM (Read older post for more details on 8 PM). Went to college to get my final year marks card. Yes I took my marks card after one of passing the engineering exam!!

That day I just roamed the street of good old Bangalore. Than night came and here I was at my friend’s house.
It’s a story of 7 warrior and 3 Battalion.
There were 7 warriors against 3 battalion (Bottle) of two different kings (Brands). Two sent by the King Royal Stag and One by Duke of Romanov. But the warriors were not to fall back. They will die but wont say no. The warrior went out to win the fight. It was a win-lose situation. The chance of a truce was out of question. “The battle of 7 friends” saw more of fight than they had ever fought in their entire life. Two of the fighter was there to protect the rest of the fighters from dieing in the mid war against the ruthless king. They war started at the unholy hour of 8 PM+1 PM. There was a loud roar of CHEERS and off went the fighter in their shiny armour (Most were just in Shorts). Fighters wanted to register the maximum kill for themselves. The first battalion to face the fighters were of Duke Romanaov. The fight went on for mere 30 minutes before the 7 warriors bulldozed the battalion. The war has taken an intresting turn by now. The warriors were now hungry for more blood (Booze) and than came the Royal Stag. It was finished in just 30 minutes flat. Two protectors took the defensive place where as the rest 5 went out to finish off the last wave of opponents. It was mid way of the final battalion when of the warrior was seriously hurt and was taken to ECU (loo). Soon the warriors seem to loosing ground. 2 more warriors succumbed to the attacking force. The last two warriors took the battle in their hand and fought bravely killing the army at the source it self (Drinking Directly from the bottle).

The next morning the victorious warriors returned home just to find so much filth after the war. They all vowed never to fight again in life.

Saturday:
Slept most of the day due to hangover and weakness( due to puking). Met some more friends over coffee. Was drenched in the rain by the time I was back.

Sunday:
Went down to meet my uncle, return back to Udupi.

Monday:

Back at Udupi with lots of things including cough, cold, blocked nose, body ache, slight temperature and aching throat. I am having actified Plus (For cold and cough) and strepsils for my sore throat.

Hope I get well soon ?

Leave Letter

Dear sir/ Madam, (I don’t know who are you)

This is to tell you that I will be not available online for the next 3 days. As I am going to the silicon valley of India. See the irony of the life when I am at a small town in south Karnataka I am online more than 9 hours a day. But when I am at the Silicon Valley I am not able to come online. So I request you to allow me to meet you there. Please bring you post and comments written during this period, I will tell you the pass you my comments than and there. I have given my contact number at the bottom of the letter. Do call me up. For those who want to meet please be ready to spend some bucks. (Nah I wont ask you to have lunch or dinner with me) It’s for the nuisance I will make after I get drunk.

I am coming down to celebrate my friends Happy Birthday to You. Which was on 11th July. For those who want to wish my friend many many happy returns of the day, can send me cash to my mail id and gift description to Bank account. I will buy and make sure that my friend gets the gifts, I am not sure when but he will surely get it.

Till than do remember me!!

Loving,

S4n705h