Few days after winning the award of the VOTM @ u2b.in i got a call from chief editor for an interview. I said i will see as i am busy. But while putting down the phone i said ( habitually) “See ya later” and he landed up in at my place the same evening. All was done he took an interview but again he made the mistake of Hear Amritsar, Go Bihar. (misinterpreting me and than writing up thing that was not meant)
the part written wrong is in italics and the correction is in the( brackets following it )
Q1. Sir it is all over the net that you have been awarded â€˜VOTMâ€™ title by U2B.inâ€¦ your reaction?
Well i am really happy to know that I have been chosen for this pretigious award. I had this feeling some where that I am the only one in the race. I would like to thank my dear collegue/ Maid and security guard to give a supporting hand (and leg) while i used to read http://www.u2b.in. Also, I would like to thank my Mom and Dad for wasting their money and time to educate me so that I can visit U2B.in everyday and comprehend the so called content that is posted there.
Q2. VOTM is a very prestigious titleâ€¦How did your family react when they got this news.?
My father went into coma for the 1st 17 minutes(his doctors have instructed me never-ever I should mention anything about U2B.in to him).
My mom was at the beauty parlour when she got the newsâ€¦ I was told that somehow she started behaving like Nana Patekarâ€¦ she slapped her self a few times.. banged her head against the wall( banged the beauticians head agaisnt the mirror)â€¦kicked the beautician a few times (For not able to make my mom look like aishwarya).
My dog has already bitten 27people. It seems he wanted to win the race for number of hits. Mine being 27 to u2b.in.
My cook has stopped cooking and has taken a resolution That till he dosent make Bheja Fry ( “without bheja” fry of the chairman, as he is yet to have some brains) of the Chairman of U2b.in he wont cook.
Q3. U2B.in has spent some huge resources to publicize this VOTM eventâ€¦ your comments?
Stop publicizing.( Keep it up) It is a serious waste (proper use) of resource. I have got a better option for you. Give me the award every month.( and keep publicizing my victory) I have no qualm of receiving the award. However, it will be U2B.inâ€™s responsibility to communicate this news to my parents (dog, maid and cook) everytime I get the award.
Q4. What would be your advice to the Chairman of U2B.in ?
Keep up the great work. I love the site so much that I have planned to launch a service called Crapd.in (make sure you shut down the site before my site comes up)
Q5. The official photographers of U2B.in were brutally kicked in the stomach by your maid and securtity menâ€¦ Why did they behave so violently ? How did you control the situation ?
It seems that you have not read todays news paper. I have already asked for an apology and have issued a statement saying I was not aware of this situation.
It seems that my maid and security guard were busy watching abhi ash marriage footage and were really worked after seeing Amar Singhji running after Jaya Aunty.
I am exteremly sorry for my maid, cook and securities activitiesâ€¦to make good, I would like to give the exclusive online rights to host the wedding site of my dear and near â€œKomalangini sukumari sakhhu BAI Gayekwadâ€ and â€œBir
Suraj Samsher Jung BAHADUR Thapaâ€ ( There pet/ Household names has been put in caps). Infact I want the chairman to perform the Kanyadaan for the bride.
Q6. The buzz is in the air that, the VOTM for the next quarter is already decided and again it is YOUâ€¦ Are you overjoyed ?
Well I dont want to show off and tell the world what a great personality I am. I am very happy with what I haveâ€¦though I have already won thhis prestigious title and it was a really tough competition. ( BTW, I
was told that I was the only participant). I think only time will tell who is the winner for the next quater. Let us wait and watchâ€¦I will surely love to win this titleâ€¦(You think I am a f*&#% moron to visit this F&^@$% site everyday and not win?)
Q7. What do you have to tell the netizens..?
Its a very good question. Ahemâ€¦ Hmm.. welll.. arrrrâ€¦. I would say â€¦â€¦ hmmmm.. welllllâ€¦.. (after some head tapping and foot banging) WTF do you mean by Netizen? Who is that ??