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May 22, 2008Got this one as a forward today morning. Simply loved the timing and luck of the guy.
Husband wakes up with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
“Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.
Love You!”
Totally shocked with the note, he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is already at the table, eating. He asks, “Son, what happened last night?”
His son says, “Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door”. Confused, the man asks, “So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!”
His son replies, “Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, “LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I’M MARRIED!”
*Moral*
Self-induced hangover – $ 400.00
Broken crockery – $ 800.00
Breakfast – $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – “*PRICELESS *”
There are truly some things that both money and Master-card can’t buy.
Horaayy..there are 8 comment(s) for me so far ;)
Great one !!!!
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I liked it……………….Toooooo Goood…
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that was really a very gud one,
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ROTFL
Priceless!!!
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hahaha.. i have read this one as a forward too.. hope we end up like this.. all the best for the future/…
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haha
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IShq……Kya bhath hei!!!!!
Ishq huva….kaisay huva…
Accha huva…
such a lucky person…..
gud one…Gud won many…..
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