Category: Myself

10 Stupid practices i have

This blog is dedicated to the lady who calls her self a BEE and her stings “Where it hurts the MOST”

If you are thinking why its so. The reason is this lady has asked me to write this post. WHen i read the topic i thought asking a stupid to write 10 stupid practices? I think 99% of my activity is STUPID, but still BEE this one is for you!!

10. I still read in LOO!! (Including newspaper, magazine and scribbles in the public LOO )

9. Whenever i feel bored i call my frens and bore them

8. I love to eat sugar with my food. even Daal Chawal!!

7. I tip the waiter at the restaurant where I eat daily!

6. I transfer my salary on the first day of its getting credited from Canara Bank to ICICI

5. i love to sleep in my undies

4 And love to take bath naked

3. I sing my best(Worst and loudest) when i am taking bath or a song which i like is coming on the TV

2. I tend to look everything other than the person i am talking to. (Food is the first preference)

1. Whenever i eat or drink my smallest finger stands up like and Antenna. (Picture Attached)

Antenna

Tagged? WTF!!

Well that must have been the reaction of Honey Bee and dinsan. Both honey and dinsan were TAGGED ( For first time ) and just like me they never had any idea what the heck is this tagging is all about.

The correct word for the same is blog-tag! It’s an online game or chain blog linking. It’s same thing like chain mails, which says “Send it to so many people and you will have good luck for so many years” BUT much better than that. In this if you are tagged you have to write a blog post on the rules made by the person who tagged you.

For example,

Blogger A writes a post on his favorite 5 movies and gives the following rules

1. Tagged bloggers should give the name of their 5 favorite movies
2. There must be 3 person tagged.

And some more rules

Now A put the web address of people he/she wants to Tag and notifies them about the same

Blog address of B, C, D

End of Example

The Tagged bloggers are now to write a post with 5 favorite movies of theirs and tag 3 more people.

Hope this will help!!

Tagged

This post is dedicated to GOMZ! She has tagged me and here are rules.

Rules for tagging :
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1. Players start with 8 random facts about themselves.
2. Those who are tagged should post these rules and their 8 random facts.
3. Players should tag 8 other people and notify them they have been tagged.
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Now to the fact sheet!!

1. The only time a read a newspaper is in the morning while I am inside the Loo.
2. Everyday I write a quote on the white board next to my desk. They are sometimes funny, some serious. Presently they are from the Shakespeare.
3. At one point of time my weekly intake of water was less than the intake of coffee, tea and booze combined
4. This website is named after my Mom and Dad.
5. I generally forget which was the last channel I was watching.
6. I tend to stare people. It’s really embarrassing when it too prolong.
7. I love mint & toffee more than chocolates.
8. I love babies till they are not mine and are not crying

The people I Tag are

Vishwas
Shiv kumar
Scribbler
Arshat
Jammy
Happy Kitten
Dinsan
Simply Sam

The Week of forwards!!

I thought its better to write a post than to tell people of my old silly soul which was tortured to life and the reason for so many forwards as a post instead of original post.

I was planning to write the whole thing in chronological order but it better if I narrate the story.

The day was the same as usual and the night was not. I was sitting in cubicle listening to don’t remember who it was (does it matter). Suddenly the call came on my intercom. A girl’s voice on the other hand speaks…

Voice – Santosh?
Me – Yes?
Voice – Hi!
Me – Hi!
Voice – We are waiting for you.
Me – Waiting?
Voice – Yes. You forgot?
Me – (Confused) I think so.
Voice – Come on you cant delay us anymore. It’s really important.
Me – than who is stopping you.
Voice – You!
Me – (Still confused) Me? How?
Voice –By not coming??
Me – (Am I so important in this company?) For what?
Voice – This is your HR and we are waiting for your appraisal meeting.

This conversation happened some 4 months back. And from that day till today I am yet to find out the true meaning of a meeting.

For the Higher Management – I am getting bored lets call a meeting and talk to some people. (Here they talk and rest listen)

For HR – We need to terminate this guy so call a meeting and let him know in a dramatic situation

For PM/PL – Hmm This guy is not working call a meeting and assign him so much job so that he will have to work 18 hours a day and 7 days a week!

All of them together – A time pass meeting to discus some silly issue.

A committee meeting – No work just talk.

For an employee like me – Buddy you are screwed!

The same thing happened to me a few weeks back. I was called for a meeting and told to work more and browse the net less. In past I used to work for a horrifying 8-10, nah not hours, Minutes each day. But now I am working bit more. The amount of work involves 4 hours of meeting, 3 hours of discussion, 1 hour of tea break, 30 minutes of lunch and mind boggling 30 minutes of works. I am presently busy in most of these meeting! So guys you may be seeing a lots of forwards than actual blog entries.

NO New POST!!

Hey guys.

This post is a small reminder that i may not be online for few days (Don’t panic if it turns to weeks) No it wont change into months. I am really busy with my work. Its already past eight and i am still at office. i was here before 9 am. Nah don’t feel sorry. So please bear with me. The reply to comments will be done once in a while.

The schedule is so tight that i am not able to read all the blog entries you guys make. hope you will understand.

Till than!!