Back with a bang!!

Yes I am back to my office and everyone knows that I am back. I know I am really famous @ my office. But people knew much faster this time when I arrived to office.
Just like in the olden when the kings arrived there used to be a announcement of their arrival same happened with me. The only difference was there used to be a call and here it was loud bang (read sneeze) before I entered my cubicle. My PM dropped his laptop and one of colleague a bottle of water on his system.

You all must be thinking sneeze?? WTF how come one sneeze can do so much good. Well you will believe after you have been to Bangalore for a week end.

Here is the small follow up of my Bangalore trip!

Friday:
Reached Bangalore. Called my friends to be at home by 8 PM (Read older post for more details on 8 PM). Went to college to get my final year marks card. Yes I took my marks card after one of passing the engineering exam!!

That day I just roamed the street of good old Bangalore. Than night came and here I was at my friend’s house.
It’s a story of 7 warrior and 3 Battalion.
There were 7 warriors against 3 battalion (Bottle) of two different kings (Brands). Two sent by the King Royal Stag and One by Duke of Romanov. But the warriors were not to fall back. They will die but wont say no. The warrior went out to win the fight. It was a win-lose situation. The chance of a truce was out of question. “The battle of 7 friends” saw more of fight than they had ever fought in their entire life. Two of the fighter was there to protect the rest of the fighters from dieing in the mid war against the ruthless king. They war started at the unholy hour of 8 PM+1 PM. There was a loud roar of CHEERS and off went the fighter in their shiny armour (Most were just in Shorts). Fighters wanted to register the maximum kill for themselves. The first battalion to face the fighters were of Duke Romanaov. The fight went on for mere 30 minutes before the 7 warriors bulldozed the battalion. The war has taken an intresting turn by now. The warriors were now hungry for more blood (Booze) and than came the Royal Stag. It was finished in just 30 minutes flat. Two protectors took the defensive place where as the rest 5 went out to finish off the last wave of opponents. It was mid way of the final battalion when of the warrior was seriously hurt and was taken to ECU (loo). Soon the warriors seem to loosing ground. 2 more warriors succumbed to the attacking force. The last two warriors took the battle in their hand and fought bravely killing the army at the source it self (Drinking Directly from the bottle).

The next morning the victorious warriors returned home just to find so much filth after the war. They all vowed never to fight again in life.

Saturday:
Slept most of the day due to hangover and weakness( due to puking). Met some more friends over coffee. Was drenched in the rain by the time I was back.

Sunday:
Went down to meet my uncle, return back to Udupi.

Monday:

Back at Udupi with lots of things including cough, cold, blocked nose, body ache, slight temperature and aching throat. I am having actified Plus (For cold and cough) and strepsils for my sore throat.

Hope I get well soon ?

My Day!!

7:00am – Alarm rings
7:10am – Alarm rings
7:20am – Alarm rings
7:30am – Alarm rings
7:40am – Alarm rings
7:50am – Alarm rings
8:00am – Wake up and turn off the alarm. Go and bring the newpaper. Goto loo.
8:10am – Finish reading paper. Come out of loo. Brush. Turn on the TV. Watch some music channel while Brushing my teeth
8:15am – Turn up the TV volume. Go and take bath ( Ya I take bath everyday)
8:30am – Spray deo on cloths (not me) to remove the smell from them. Turn off TV and go to office
9:00am – Reach office have breakfast.
9:15am – Turn on my iMac. Check my mails
9:30am – Start safari and check all the blogs added in bookmarks and feeds(saving companies bandwidth) .
10:30am – Check personal mail for blog comments!
10:45am – Check google analytical for number of hits
11:00am – Check office mails and send forward them to others.
11:30am – Check orkut for online friends.
11:40am – Start the development IDE (Tool) and start the game.
12:00am – Still playing the game.
1:00 Pm – Lunch hour
2:00Pm – Check the feed, mail, and personal mails anything new
2:15Pm – Forward some more mail.
2:30Pm – Start the game and play for 3 Hours.
4:30Pm – Take a break and check feed, mail, and personal mails.
4:45Pm – Open up word and start some blog topic to write or try to finish the old post.
5:30Pm – Go for evening snacks.
5:45Pm – Check mails and feeds for a last time.
6:00Pm – Leave for Home.
7:00Pm – reach home. Watch Tv.
8:00Pm – Go out for dinner.
9:00Pm – Watch Tv. Call some friends just for fun sake.

I Don’t know what time I sleep.

PS-> Tea, Coffee breaks are not included because they are taken as often as i can.

Messenger and iTunes is always on in the background.

The Computer and Me!!!

In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it…
-Unknown

Today I had a fight with my colleague. The reason was the same thing, which we both dare. Nah its not computer (BTW its also in list but its too high up.) It’s a computer crash. It so happened my colleague, and me were fighting for the system that is common to both of us. (We are in the same project) It was a really important work, and I had to do it as soon as possible. But he (add some choicest abuse yourself) won’t allow me. The work was to beat the time record he had made into the new racing game installed into the system And we had a fight over it he had the mouse and I took the keyboard and started pulling and pushing each other for the utmost supremacy. I was about to hit him with the keyboard suddenly we heard a loud noise. He was dead before he knew. The CD-rom stopped working so do the cabinet with all its inhabitants.

It was just another example when a hard disk crash has left me middle of nothing. And I am happy. Arey ab kaam to tabhi suru hoga na jab hard wapas milega!!! ? Till than happy blogging and chatting. (Cant add orkuting as its blocked 🙁 )

Special High Interest Training

Few days back the following message was sent all to all the employees of a company. The message was for all the employees. Especially those who are not on the senior posts.

In order to assure the highest level of quality work and productivity from all our employees it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)

We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel you are not receiving your fair share if S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed on the top of the list, and they are especially skilled to seeing that you all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Employees who don’t take their share of S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T S.H.I.T.). Since our senior team took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don’t have to take S.H.I.T. anymore, as they are full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T. you may be interested in job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

P.S. If you have any question please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Yours,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

(Do let me know if you are working for this company!!)

The art of losing money…

How can you lose money and still be happy. Don’t know!! Ask me. I have doing the same for past few months now.

I been losing a big chunk of my money and I am not even complaining. Some of you may think that I am spending my money on either of these: –

1. Gambling
2. Pros.
3. Drinking (liquor, I do but once in a full moon)
4. Shopping (Yet to become a husband)
5. Smoking (trying to quit)

It’s not because of any of my bad habit, even if I have them. Its been taken away from me before I can get my hand on it. I was so shocked when they took it away for the first time. I went I asked them why are you taking my hard earned money from me. And they said you are earning too much so we are here to take a percentage of your money from you. For this we have talked to your company and they are to provide me with a percentage of your money.

For those who don’t know I have been earning this money with loads of pain. I have to sit on a revolving chair for 8 hours at stretch (excluding coffee and lunch breaks) doing what ever I wish to do, including chatting, blogging and surfing whole day.

I wont allow them to take that money from me. So I asked them how not to get them taking money from me. “ Thou shalt invested in Mutual funds, NSC, PPF, PF shalth you wishth to save some earnings!!!” (You shall invest in (all this crap) if you wish to save your earning)

I am talking about the Income deduction done by the company as TDS. The person taking away my money is Income Tax department of India. So I have to invest my money of I don’t want to pay tax. Thus I have to live a life of pauper either way. Pay the IT guys and get less income or invest the money in as to save tax and still stay pauper.