When work kills the only way to survive is to work. here is a mail forward i got today loved the angle so posting it!!
A letter has been sent from a husband:
I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.
His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.
Your Sweet Heart.
This post is a small reminder that i may not be online for few days (Don’t panic if it turns to weeks) No it wont change into months. I am really busy with my work. Its already past eight and i am still at office. i was here before 9 am. Nah don’t feel sorry. So please bear with me. The reply to comments will be done once in a while.
The schedule is so tight that i am not able to read all the blog entries you guys make. hope you will understand.
Yes I am back to my office and everyone knows that I am back. I know I am really famous @ my office. But people knew much faster this time when I arrived to office.
Just like in the olden when the kings arrived there used to be a announcement of their arrival same happened with me. The only difference was there used to be a call and here it was loud bang (read sneeze) before I entered my cubicle. My PM dropped his laptop and one of colleague a bottle of water on his system.
You all must be thinking sneeze?? WTF how come one sneeze can do so much good. Well you will believe after you have been to Bangalore for a week end.
Here is the small follow up of my Bangalore trip!
Reached Bangalore. Called my friends to be at home by 8 PM (Read older post for more details on 8 PM). Went to college to get my final year marks card. Yes I took my marks card after one of passing the engineering exam!!
That day I just roamed the street of good old Bangalore. Than night came and here I was at my friend’s house.
It’s a story of 7 warrior and 3 Battalion.
There were 7 warriors against 3 battalion (Bottle) of two different kings (Brands). Two sent by the King Royal Stag and One by Duke of Romanov. But the warriors were not to fall back. They will die but wont say no. The warrior went out to win the fight. It was a win-lose situation. The chance of a truce was out of question. “The battle of 7 friends” saw more of fight than they had ever fought in their entire life. Two of the fighter was there to protect the rest of the fighters from dieing in the mid war against the ruthless king. They war started at the unholy hour of 8 PM+1 PM. There was a loud roar of CHEERS and off went the fighter in their shiny armour (Most were just in Shorts). Fighters wanted to register the maximum kill for themselves. The first battalion to face the fighters were of Duke Romanaov. The fight went on for mere 30 minutes before the 7 warriors bulldozed the battalion. The war has taken an intresting turn by now. The warriors were now hungry for more blood (Booze) and than came the Royal Stag. It was finished in just 30 minutes flat. Two protectors took the defensive place where as the rest 5 went out to finish off the last wave of opponents. It was mid way of the final battalion when of the warrior was seriously hurt and was taken to ECU (loo). Soon the warriors seem to loosing ground. 2 more warriors succumbed to the attacking force. The last two warriors took the battle in their hand and fought bravely killing the army at the source it self (Drinking Directly from the bottle).
The next morning the victorious warriors returned home just to find so much filth after the war. They all vowed never to fight again in life.
Slept most of the day due to hangover and weakness( due to puking). Met some more friends over coffee. Was drenched in the rain by the time I was back.
Went down to meet my uncle, return back to Udupi.
Back at Udupi with lots of things including cough, cold, blocked nose, body ache, slight temperature and aching throat. I am having actified Plus (For cold and cough) and strepsils for my sore throat.
Hope I get well soon ?
Hey guys. This is a fast blog from bangalore. I am presently in bangalore and am fully drunk. Out Right (Vignesh this one is for you). yester night some 6 of us had asolely booze party and hang is still there. Hope it goes off. so i can have little more of the booze again. and as far as the comments replies are concerned i will do them as soon as i reach back to my ofice. Rest in the next post!! Bye till than ➡
Dear sir/ Madam, (I don’t know who are you)
This is to tell you that I will be not available online for the next 3 days. As I am going to the silicon valley of India. See the irony of the life when I am at a small town in south Karnataka I am online more than 9 hours a day. But when I am at the Silicon Valley I am not able to come online. So I request you to allow me to meet you there. Please bring you post and comments written during this period, I will tell you the pass you my comments than and there. I have given my contact number at the bottom of the letter. Do call me up. For those who want to meet please be ready to spend some bucks. (Nah I wont ask you to have lunch or dinner with me) It’s for the nuisance I will make after I get drunk.
I am coming down to celebrate my friends Happy Birthday to You. Which was on 11th July. For those who want to wish my friend many many happy returns of the day, can send me cash to my mail id and gift description to Bank account. I will buy and make sure that my friend gets the gifts, I am not sure when but he will surely get it.
Till than do remember me!!