This post is dedicated to GOMZ! She has tagged me and here are rules.
Rules for tagging :
1. Players start with 8 random facts about themselves.
2. Those who are tagged should post these rules and their 8 random facts.
3. Players should tag 8 other people and notify them they have been tagged.
Now to the fact sheet!!
1. The only time a read a newspaper is in the morning while I am inside the Loo.
2. Everyday I write a quote on the white board next to my desk. They are sometimes funny, some serious. Presently they are from the Shakespeare.
3. At one point of time my weekly intake of water was less than the intake of coffee, tea and booze combined
4. This website is named after my Mom and Dad.
5. I generally forget which was the last channel I was watching.
6. I tend to stare people. It’s really embarrassing when it too prolong.
7. I love mint & toffee more than chocolates.
8. I love babies till they are not mine and are not crying
The people I Tag are
I thought its better to write a post than to tell people of my old silly soul which was tortured to life and the reason for so many forwards as a post instead of original post.
I was planning to write the whole thing in chronological order but it better if I narrate the story.
The day was the same as usual and the night was not. I was sitting in cubicle listening to don’t remember who it was (does it matter). Suddenly the call came on my intercom. A girl’s voice on the other hand speaks…
Voice – Santosh?
Me – Yes?
Voice – Hi!
Me – Hi!
Voice – We are waiting for you.
Me – Waiting?
Voice – Yes. You forgot?
Me – (Confused) I think so.
Voice – Come on you cant delay us anymore. It’s really important.
Me – than who is stopping you.
Voice – You!
Me – (Still confused) Me? How?
Voice –By not coming??
Me – (Am I so important in this company?) For what?
Voice – This is your HR and we are waiting for your appraisal meeting.
This conversation happened some 4 months back. And from that day till today I am yet to find out the true meaning of a meeting.
For the Higher Management – I am getting bored lets call a meeting and talk to some people. (Here they talk and rest listen)
For HR – We need to terminate this guy so call a meeting and let him know in a dramatic situation
For PM/PL – Hmm This guy is not working call a meeting and assign him so much job so that he will have to work 18 hours a day and 7 days a week!
All of them together – A time pass meeting to discus some silly issue.
A committee meeting – No work just talk.
For an employee like me – Buddy you are screwed!
The same thing happened to me a few weeks back. I was called for a meeting and told to work more and browse the net less. In past I used to work for a horrifying 8-10, nah not hours, Minutes each day. But now I am working bit more. The amount of work involves 4 hours of meeting, 3 hours of discussion, 1 hour of tea break, 30 minutes of lunch and mind boggling 30 minutes of works. I am presently busy in most of these meeting! So guys you may be seeing a lots of forwards than actual blog entries.
This post is a small reminder that i may not be online for few days (Don’t panic if it turns to weeks) No it wont change into months. I am really busy with my work. Its already past eight and i am still at office. i was here before 9 am. Nah don’t feel sorry. So please bear with me. The reply to comments will be done once in a while.
The schedule is so tight that i am not able to read all the blog entries you guys make. hope you will understand.
Yes I am back to my office and everyone knows that I am back. I know I am really famous @ my office. But people knew much faster this time when I arrived to office.
Just like in the olden when the kings arrived there used to be a announcement of their arrival same happened with me. The only difference was there used to be a call and here it was loud bang (read sneeze) before I entered my cubicle. My PM dropped his laptop and one of colleague a bottle of water on his system.
You all must be thinking sneeze?? WTF how come one sneeze can do so much good. Well you will believe after you have been to Bangalore for a week end.
Here is the small follow up of my Bangalore trip!
Reached Bangalore. Called my friends to be at home by 8 PM (Read older post for more details on 8 PM). Went to college to get my final year marks card. Yes I took my marks card after one of passing the engineering exam!!
That day I just roamed the street of good old Bangalore. Than night came and here I was at my friend’s house.
It’s a story of 7 warrior and 3 Battalion.
There were 7 warriors against 3 battalion (Bottle) of two different kings (Brands). Two sent by the King Royal Stag and One by Duke of Romanov. But the warriors were not to fall back. They will die but wont say no. The warrior went out to win the fight. It was a win-lose situation. The chance of a truce was out of question. “The battle of 7 friends” saw more of fight than they had ever fought in their entire life. Two of the fighter was there to protect the rest of the fighters from dieing in the mid war against the ruthless king. They war started at the unholy hour of 8 PM+1 PM. There was a loud roar of CHEERS and off went the fighter in their shiny armour (Most were just in Shorts). Fighters wanted to register the maximum kill for themselves. The first battalion to face the fighters were of Duke Romanaov. The fight went on for mere 30 minutes before the 7 warriors bulldozed the battalion. The war has taken an intresting turn by now. The warriors were now hungry for more blood (Booze) and than came the Royal Stag. It was finished in just 30 minutes flat. Two protectors took the defensive place where as the rest 5 went out to finish off the last wave of opponents. It was mid way of the final battalion when of the warrior was seriously hurt and was taken to ECU (loo). Soon the warriors seem to loosing ground. 2 more warriors succumbed to the attacking force. The last two warriors took the battle in their hand and fought bravely killing the army at the source it self (Drinking Directly from the bottle).
The next morning the victorious warriors returned home just to find so much filth after the war. They all vowed never to fight again in life.
Slept most of the day due to hangover and weakness( due to puking). Met some more friends over coffee. Was drenched in the rain by the time I was back.
Went down to meet my uncle, return back to Udupi.
Back at Udupi with lots of things including cough, cold, blocked nose, body ache, slight temperature and aching throat. I am having actified Plus (For cold and cough) and strepsils for my sore throat.
Hope I get well soon ?
Hey guys. This is a fast blog from bangalore. I am presently in bangalore and am fully drunk. Out Right (Vignesh this one is for you). yester night some 6 of us had asolely booze party and hang is still there. Hope it goes off. so i can have little more of the booze again. and as far as the comments replies are concerned i will do them as soon as i reach back to my ofice. Rest in the next post!! Bye till than ➡